Limericks for St. Patrick's Day

Only two this year. So far. Maybe I'll add more. Trying to finish a new script this week.

Said a snorkeling fellow named Massa
“Sure, I fondled some dudes on the ass. A
Little groping of ends
Is good fun among friends.
And rarely leads pols to disassa.”

Die hard liberal Dennis Kucinich
Swore to bring about health reform’s finish,
Saying “This bill is hooey!”
But he’s just banged a uey
To Dems’ Popeye, will he prove the spinach?