The following is, more or less, an actual transcript of a real conversation between Abe, me, and our four-year-old cousin about the Red Sox –

TESSA: Now the best player on the team is (a crescendo) Biiiiiiiiig Papi!

NOAH: Yeah, I like him a lot.

TESSA: ‘Cause Nomar went to the Boston Cubs.

ABE: Yes, Nomar plays with the Chicago Cubs now.

TESSA: Yes, the Boston Chicago Cubs.